Eyeball Guy

Eyeball guy can see you

Eyeball guy cant hear you

So he has to always watch

To keep track of your movements

With his big bulbous bleeding eye

Eyeball guy easily gets into your home

So dont cry dont laugh dont sing dont yell

Because how will he understand?

Do everything visually so Eyeball guy can see

As he easily gets into your home

(Wrote this at the airport during Christmas after I got pat down + Santa Claus is Coming to Town was playing on the overhead speakers at the same time)